Automobiles

Where're Mike Stone and Steve Keller when you need them? While we undoubtedly have left our heart in San Francisco -- something that becomes increasingly clear after every passing year we're not in the Bay Area -- one thing we don't miss about Baghdad by the Bay is the absolutely nutso propensity of crooks to break into one's car. We've lived in less-than-savory parts of town before, and the only time we've had our car broken into was in SF. Five times in ten years. And three of those were wit...