Since my car didn't last long enough to do battle in the BABE Rally, we'll have to do it virtually.
Rest assured it would have been my honor. May the shittiest car win, both of which are better than Stitch's Cavalier.
you wanna battle
The sleazemobile accepts any challenge. Now if I can only get the engine to start...
80's Mid size sedans!!! even though they are 9? model years
They were designed in the 80's so that's good enough for me.
A real David vs. Goliath challenge
this'll be a tough one; no crappy car fanbase to rely on...
Battle of the bulge...
Nothing can stop it. Except a four-foot deep drainage ditch. That stopped it once.
I see your shitz is as big as mine...
The only way to get this thing moving is with a glass of Metamucil.
Fear the Neon!
The only thing louder than the squeakiness of my belts will be your cries of anguish following your defeat!
it's on dawg!!
The paint on the car was the last thing to pick a fight with the T-Racer, and just look what happened to it!