How to Survive in a Beater World

Have you actually been able to hit the trunkspace for snacks while in the front seat? Seems impossible.

just gotta put her in park before you reach back for those goodies. It's about a 25.75 chance that the sodas are going to towards the front or back of the trunk. Sitting in traffic usually follows a pretty hard slow down.
Sometimes if its 2/$5 for Tim's Jalapeno's Chips I'll buy a bag and stuff it in my glove compartment. But the chips get crushed in the trunk.

wait, i don't get it! you have the club and you purposely leave it on the floor and don't lock it on the wheel? (did i miss something?)

obviously. you're not a bowler.

if you follow the steps listed before, then it will all make sense. Just can't high jump in the olympics because you jumped the fence when the cops were chasing you.

Re: Step 2,

For some reason, even though my Taurus was nice when I had it, the floorboard directly behind the driver seat was the designated trash receptacle in that car. Everything was pitched there and only there, and it was only emptied until the trash piled up level to the top of the seat cushion.